Cocaine Bear
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Re: Cocaine Bear
How about "Bear On Acid", that dances in circles waving its front paws, crying "Wow man! Feel the music! Smell the colours! Acieeeeeed! Sorted!" Followed by "Aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! Spiders crawling all me!" and then "Awwwwww, I need chocolate man, I got the munchies real baaaaaaaad......"
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Tim Kelly wrote:Someone ought to make a film about a bear on weed that just lies around all day saying "Awwwwwwww Maaaaaaaan......"
I know a bear that smoked weed for ten years.
And nothing ever happened to him.
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Years ago some who indulged in certain substances were sometimes called "cats." A couple of days ago there was a news report about a cervil cat (a type of small, wild, African cat) that escaped briefly in Ohio when the owner was stopped for something. When the cat was captured it needed medical treatment for a broken leg. It's blood was tested as part of the treatment and was reported to contain traces of cocaine. So now we have a cocaine cat.
As an addendum to the "cat" idea, I believe it is fairly widely accepted that the Cheshire Cat encountered by Alice was a reference to a marijuana smoker.
As an addendum to the "cat" idea, I believe it is fairly widely accepted that the Cheshire Cat encountered by Alice was a reference to a marijuana smoker.
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Re: Cocaine Bear
The movie actually is (sort of) based off of true events. Back in the 80's a bear in Georgia was found to have died of an overdose after eating a package of cocaine a smuggler dropped out of an airplane. That bear died in minutes though, no drug fueled rampage resulted.
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Villein wrote:Taglines include "This Cook Has Wings", "The Ultimate Ultraterrestiral Power Trip" and "Nothing is More Certain".
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Lets not forget the original "animals wacked out on drugs" movie:
But personally, I'm waiting for this sequel: "Flakka Goats."
Synopsis: after a drug mule fleeing from police dumps hundreds of kilos of a drug known to give humans superhuman strength amidst tens of thousands of goats, they begin eating anything, everything, and everyone in sight, and migrating towards the nearby metropolis, and the unsuspecting citizens within.
Taglines: "Flakka Goats — Coming to eat a city near you." "This weapon of mass destruction has fur and a goatee." "The GOAT apocalypse is coming!"
But personally, I'm waiting for this sequel: "Flakka Goats."
Synopsis: after a drug mule fleeing from police dumps hundreds of kilos of a drug known to give humans superhuman strength amidst tens of thousands of goats, they begin eating anything, everything, and everyone in sight, and migrating towards the nearby metropolis, and the unsuspecting citizens within.
Taglines: "Flakka Goats — Coming to eat a city near you." "This weapon of mass destruction has fur and a goatee." "The GOAT apocalypse is coming!"
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Re: Cocaine Bear
My wife and I just rented this thing....ummm, no thank you.
To each his own, but it tries to mix idiot humor and the slasher genre with some really overblown characterization....and 99% of the jokes just fall flat. Reminds me of a really watered down Airplane/Police Squad movie.
Ray Liotta sleepwalks through this thing, btw...I will say this, there is a hysterically funny moment when the bear passes out on one of the main characters and he discovers the sex of the animal and also how he found out...![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
To each his own, but it tries to mix idiot humor and the slasher genre with some really overblown characterization....and 99% of the jokes just fall flat. Reminds me of a really watered down Airplane/Police Squad movie.
Ray Liotta sleepwalks through this thing, btw...I will say this, there is a hysterically funny moment when the bear passes out on one of the main characters and he discovers the sex of the animal and also how he found out...
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Re: Cocaine Bear
"Boo-boo Goes Bad", now on Blu-Ray. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Cocaine Bear
BogDog wrote:"Boo-boo Goes Bad", now on Blu-Ray.
Adult Swim did that a loooong time ago......
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