Billie Bonce wrote:YerKiddin wrote:Then, I am going to find some very cocky young woman and tell her I have mud that she can't cross on my property. When she tells me she can cross any mud, I'm going to suggest she put on some trashy shorts and come over. When she gets there, I will have a good pair of rubber boots for her. (preferably just a bit on the small side, so they don't come off easily) I will then let her show me how easily she can cross my mudpit. (and then enjoy the heck out of rescuing her)
I suggest you can find a goth girl wearing those boots that goths use to wear. It goes without saying she wouldn't be able to extract the boots from the mud. I also don't believe she would be able to undo all those straps on the boots to take them off. You also can add fun by cosplaying a punk guy who is menacing the goth girl.
Hmm, I'm going to have to track me down a pair of those boots now, they'd make even simple mud have a good grip, maybe if I can get it deep enough... ^^
Honestly, just seeing someone (or being that someone) stuck or sinking is good enough, they can wear whatever clothes they want, they'll look good in it.