GOT Season 7 Open Thread

[kham]

And , we're off
No spoilers tonight, although really girls, if you want to be spoiler-free, again, DON'T CLICK ON THE FUCKING THREAD
At risk of repeating myself....

But was fairly predictable stuff, only a couple things different, we only got to see Danny very briefly (one line) and Act One , Scene One, was an eyebrow raiser I'll leave it at that, for now
Memo to anyone wanting to experience Westeros for learning shit at the Citadel? Don't. The shit Sam has been slogging through so far is just gimme a break level stuff. Literally

And wonder of wonders, Jamie is not entirely thrilled with his blonde sister, and how Tomin bought it. A few good lines
Cersei: " ...I rule the 7 Kingdoms"
Jamie "Well, 3. Maybe." And the first thing she has done we know of, is threaten the North. Oh yes, bitch. You so smaht! Genius move. Threaten the guy who's father you fucking had executed, and whose brother you had murdered. And their mother. I'm running out of creative ways to want her to fucking die...

[MadMax359]

wondering who will get to Cersei in the end? my bet is on Arya
and Tyrion better watch himself, i'm thinking Euron's promise is to bring Cersei her dwarf brother

[Green Heart]

Table setting episode. Cant wait for the next!

[MadMax359]

Hotpie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two"

[kham]

I thought she was going to schwack him just to avoid the loose ends
Not surprising though, that the plan will require some... revision now

[MadMax359]

yeah, Yara's fleet had some problems with keeping a lookout, huh?

[kham]

The only thing, I can figure (that aside, since there's also, position, time/space things, crappy visibility ...) is that it's one of those "the plotz demandz it!!" and "SHUT UP!!" they liesplained.

AND they happen to take out 2/3 of the annoying bitches (no fucking loss or tears here AT ALL) and take Mommy and one prisoner as well. Not caring. They can rape them dead for all I care, considering what they did. (Loved Tyrion's stab there, fucking Dorne bitch nothing but a poisoner and murderer of children) Although clearly, that's the gift cockface Euron was offering in Ep 1. Unless the retards in Dorne swim to Kings Landing, there might be some difficulty with the original plan.. We'll see.

And that Tyrell crone? She can gurgle all she likes. All she wants is revenge, so everything she says has the * on it. And the one man to listen to, IS Tyrion. Ignore him at your peril, toots
See what happens next week. Suspect it will be more Kings Landing -oriented. Besides , Jon and Davos need to travel south for that meeting, which WILL be a big one

[Tim Kelly]

I wanna see a manip of Queen Cersei naked in quicksand!

[Tim Kelly]

Q:"Danerys Targaryen, what's the downside about being a Mother of Dragons?"
A;"Breastfeeding!"

[kham]

Due to the writers being assholes , the plan has gone seriously sideways. And Danny being Danny, well, sweetie , THAT won't impress or frighten Jon Snow....

And the usual intro , when they meet, laying out her fucking resume, blah blah, whatever.... I commented elsewhere, Jesus, fucking enough already. Stop with the Lwaxana Troi shit. And this time, it really fucking showed - and SHOULD leave a mark - especially when Davos simply said "This, Is Jon Snow" BOOM Yeah, that has power. HE IS JON SNOW. He doesn't need a fucking listing of bullshit. He is Jon Snow. He is King in the North. And sweetie? Unlike YOU, he was appointed by the entire north. You would do well to remember that bit. HARD

Least we all know now for sure who croaked Joffrey