Divine Tar Bath (M)

[DJlurker]

Divine Tar Bath
A Kid Icarus Fan Fiction
by DJlurker

A/N: While Pit may look like a teenager, it's canonically stated that 25 years have passed between the original Kid Icarus and KI: Uprising, which means he's technically legal age despite his appearance.

She was really stuck in the thick, gooey bitumen.

She pulled at her left arm, feeling the tar stretch slightly with her movement, but to no avail. Small bubbles were popping here and there around her trapped form, lightly spattering her bosom with black spots... which blended in with the black dress she was currently wearing.

She took deep breaths to keep calm, her face flushed from the exertion of her hopeless struggles, the surface of the tar pit rippling slightly from her movements...

"Enjoying yourself, Palutena?"

Palutena, Goddess of Light, looked up to the source of the voice as her expression shifted to one of annoyance... a fair distance away, Viridi, Goddess of Nature, was also sunk to her chest in the black, sticky goo, a satisfied smirk on her face. Unlike her fellow deity, however, her arms were still free, currently folded behind her head as she leaned back and relaxed in her gooey encasement, unconcerned with the fact that she was hopelessly trapped... Then again, her staff was sticking out of the tar only a half-foot away, so she at least had a means of escape.

"What a dirty trick, Viridi!" a youthful male voice cut in. It was the angel Pit, captain of Palutena's guard and hero of Skyworld, who was currently just as stuck as his goddess was, his arms sunk in at his sides, his repeated attempts to extract them futile. "You said this was a MUD bath, not a TAR bath!"

"Oh, did I misspeak? I am SO sorry I wasn't clear before..." Viridi's response was delivered with an obvious sarcastic undertone. "Seriously, though, you should've known better than to trust an old enemy of yours..."

"I thought we had buried the hatchet!" Pit protested as he continued to wiggle about.

"Pit, stop it! You'll only make it worse," Palutena gently ordered. Heaving a sigh, she continued, "This is really all my fault... I should've checked this substance with my staff before I stepped into it..." Indeed, said staff was laying by the edge of the tar pit, completely out of reach, even discounting the goddess's trapped arms. "At least now I understand why you told me to wear something dark-colored..."

"Well, joke's on you, Palutena!" Viridi playfully stuck her tongue out. "But look on the bright side! At least I've gained enough respect for you to just trick you into a sticky trap, instead of trying to kill you both outright. Besides, you're enjoying yourself, aren't you?"

"I'm not!" Pit denied, still tugging at his stuck limbs.

"M-me either..." Palutena stated with far less conviction than she would've liked.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah! You are fibbing, fibbing, fibbing!" the nature goddess taunted. "How unbecoming of a goddess of light to lie so bald-faced! Just tell the truth! You DO like it, don't you?!"

"Nggh..." The greenette's blush deepened. Truth be told, she did like how warm and soft the tar felt... the way it moved in time with her motions as she tried to shift her body this way and that... her nipples had gotten hard and pronounced under her dress, as the sticky goo gently pulled at her half-submerged bosom... Palutena then shivered and moaned as a wave of sensation coursed through her body from head to toe...

"Ah-ha! See? You do like feeling stuck and helpless in this stuff!" Viridi grinned in triumph.

"L-Lady Palutena, you can't seriously enjoy being trapped like this!" Pit pleaded.

"Ugh... I can't..." the goddess grunted as she quivered and quaked in her gooey encasement, another wave of pleasure surging through her... "I can't... help it... can't resist..." Palutena then threw her head back and cried aloud, straining against the tar, which stretched but did not give... The goddess brought her head back up, gasping and panting as her hips began to buck against that thick, warm softness... "Oh, yes... oh yes..."

"Heh, good thing this is a fan fiction, or the censors would've cut your scene out by now!" Viridi taunted again.

"H-how do YOU know what she's doing?" Pit asked, trying hard not to get aroused himself... and failing miserably, as something suddenly got very stiff down below.

"Uh, hello, Goddess of Nature, remember?" the blonde waved dismissively. "Of course I know what birds have to do in order to lay eggs, if you catch my drift... Isn't that right, Palutena?"

"Yes! Oh, YES!" was the greenette's response as she continued to buck for all she was worth, the tar seeming to bubble more intensely around her, almost as if her body heat was causing the bitumen to literally boil around her... despite her thrashing, she sank no deeper, remaining at her chest-deep buoyancy point, though the tar still held her tightly in its gooey embrace... Palutena's eyes then suddenly popped open as she threw her head back and screamed ferally, as she finally went over the edge into seemingly endless paroxysms of ecstasy!

The sexy sight was too much for Pit, who shuddered and grunted as something spurted into the gooey darkness below, causing him to blush in embarrassment... Sure, he thought Palutena was beautiful, but he had never reacted like this before...! "S-sorry..." he groaned almost out of reflex.

"Sorry for what?" Viridi said teasingly. "That you're a young, healthy man, who just watched his sexy goddess having a heck of a good time?"

"I-I'm an angel! I'm not supposed to feel like this!" Pit shot back. "I'm so sorry, Lady Palutena..."

"Hahh... hahh..." the goddess of light gasped as she came back to herself. "Not like you... had much of... a choice in... the matter..." Palutena then shivered and smiled as an aftershock surged through her... "Although... I wouldn't mind... doing this again... sometime..."

"S-seriously?!" Pit blushed even deeper... then something gurgled down below. "Ugh... I'm getting hungry..."

"That's not good," Palutena snapped back to full alertness. "You might want to let him out, Viridi... Pit can get VERY annoying when he's hungry. Trust me, I know from experience..."

"...Ugh... Oh, fine," the blonde muttered as she reached over and grabbed her staff, raising it into the air, causing the tar around the angel to pull away as he was gently lifted out, then deposited on shore, his lower half still covered in black goo. "Go wash off and find some floor ice cream or something to eat. Palutena and I'll do some girl talk while you're stuffing your face..."

Pit looked over at the still-trapped Palutena, who gave him an encouraging nod. "All right... J-just don't make her go 'over the edge' again..."

"Hey, I had nothing to do with that!" Viridi yelled after the angel as he stumbled off. "That was all Palutena herself!" Hearing her fellow goddess chuckling, she used her stuff to draw herself closer, until she and Palutena were about face-to-face. "I wouldn't be laughing too much, you're still at my mercy, you know..."

"Are you sure you're not just jealous, Viridi?" the greenette taunted. "That Pit doesn't look at you the same way he looks at me?"

"W-wh-wha-" Viridi felt her face getting very red. "What is that supposed to mean?! I don't want Pit to look at me like that! J-just what are you implying?!"

"Oh, nothing," Palutena smirked and shrugged. "Despite your deception, I did enjoy this tar bath... when I said I wouldn't mind doing it again, I meant it."

"Y-yeah, well, who says I was ever going to set YOU free?" the nature goddess retorted.

"Because, when Pit comes back, he's likely going to plead with you to free me, giving you that puppy-eyes look that will make your heart twist with guilt... And then you'll most likely say, 'Ugh, fine, I'll let you go this time, but don't expect any mercy next time!' ...Or something along those lines, anyway..." Palutena smiled down at her fellow goddess. "Am I wrong?"

"Nnghh..." Viridi's face went red again as she realized that Palutena had effectively read her like a book. "Y-you are way too smart for your own good sometimes..."

"Why, thank you," Palutena snarked as she gave Viridi a friendly kiss on the forehead. "Of course, you could just free me now and not have to go through all that..."

"...Nah, I'll make him get on his knees and beg for it," Viridi demurred. "At the very least, I'll be able to taunt him later about how I made him plead for my mercy! It'll be a small victory, at least."

The two goddesses chuckled briefly at this, their conversation ceasing as they relaxed together in the tar seep, waiting for Pit's return...

~*Fin*~

[JSample]

An enjoyable read, DJlurker; short, sweet, and to the point. While I'm not familiar with the "Kid Icarus" world, your details revealed enough for me to imagine the relationships between these three up to this point and what might come in the future.

[Person 5]

Excellent work! ;D

[SinkerCutie]

Man, we need more of Viridi sinking...especially since you'd think it'd be a no-brainer given the Goddess of Nature title...