The Guinea Penguin Awakens

[Mynock]

What the hell IS that thing.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CbN8sfihY

[kham]

The usual out-of-context and likely out-of-sequence stuff

They gotta have the stuffed toys though...
So who's Luke describing? Unless they just inventing some guy, there's only 2 possibilities ; Vader, or Palpatine

*Myn, from what I gather, from the obsessive-compulsive types who make about 7 conspiracy videos a week.... that thing is some creature that lives on Oktu , filling the cute toy role. Why Chewie would let one sit on the Falcon's centre console (where the throttles are...) is beyond me

[Boggy Man]

It is called a PORG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX8SVSlGOrA

People have been rather creative with these cute creatures:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfINpLDE_s4

https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916

WE ARE THE PORG

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[kham]

If someone does a gif using it as a sledge-o-matic , fine by me...

[DangerGirl]

So who's Luke describing? Unless they just inventing some guy, there's only 2 possibilities ; Vader, or Palpatine

I automatically figured Luke is talking about Ben Solo, since he tried training him (with decidedly not-so-great results).

[kham]

So, like said; retconning
Gotta try an convince everyone Benny-bitch is better than Vader
NOT

[Mynock]

Getting barbecued left Vader comparatively weak in the force. He failed to kill/capture Luke in ESB even though at that point Luke had only minimal training, then Luke comes back in ROTJ with more experience and kicks his ass.

Looking more and more like they're just going to rehash the original trilogy instead of having the balls to make something original. Oh well, at least the spin-offs are good.

[kham]

Except in both cases, he was trying to persuade Luke to join him. Even in Jedi. And he still managed to kill Palpatine. What I fear, is they are going to retconn/pull stuff out of their asses which will invalidate everything he did to redeem himself, OR invent some thing we have never heard of, and pretend that THAT'S normal, like we all should have known that!
The problem is they screwed the pooch in the last movie, and that was not a good place to move forward from. Ah well

[nachtjaeger]

And that's part of his problem, trying to be better than his grandfather, who was "the chosen one."

So, like said; retconning
Gotta try an convince everyone Benny-bitch is better than Vader
NOT

[kham]

Fella on youtube, did Rogue One, and the bit at the end with Vader... pretty much nails it

"Kylo, buddy, I love ya; but YOU are just a little kid playing with the Force compared with Darth Vader..."
precisely

And that scene, you Know WHY