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Re: Some silly humour

Postby cbqdbq » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:24 am

They would never vote in favour (yay)
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Boggy Man » Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:09 am

Mynock wrote:This one's an oldie but a goodie: When is a door not a door?


When it is ajar.

Fred588 wrote:Why are horses not allowed to serve in the legislature? (Incitatus excepted)


Because they would only vote "neigh".
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Postby Fred588 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:06 am

How many doors are there on a chicken coop? (this one is supposed to be asked orally).
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Jaina76 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:36 am

Fred588 wrote:How many doors are there on a chicken coop? (this one is supposed to be asked orally).


Two. If it had four, then it would be a chicken sedan.
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Fred588 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:54 am

Jaina76 wrote:
Fred588 wrote:How many doors are there on a chicken coop? (this one is supposed to be asked orally).


Two. If it had four, then it would be a chicken sedan.


Very good.
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Fred588 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:55 am

How can you catch a unique animal?
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Jaina76 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:52 pm

Fred588 wrote:How can you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame one?
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Fred588 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:08 pm

Jaina76 wrote:
Fred588 wrote:How can you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame one?


The tame way! That was to be my next one.
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby Fred588 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:09 pm

But now. How do you catch a polar bear? (Besides very carefully)
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Re: Some silly humour

Postby BogDog » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:25 pm

Fred588 wrote:But now. How do you catch a polar bear? (Besides very carefully)


Classic...But being in California I only know how to catch Grizzly Bears. I hear the solution is similar:
1. Go into the forest and dig a deep, round hole in the ground 8 feet x 8 feet.
2. Burn some redwood branches to ash, let cool and then fill the hole 6 inches deep with it to act as a cushion.
3. Line the top edge of the hole with freshly-caught salmon. The fish MUST be fresh.
4. Set up a hunter's tree platform 40-50 feet away and hide in it. Be totally quiet!
5. Wait for a bear to smell the fish and approach. It may take a few hours.
6. When he starts to eat the fish and is distracted, quietly climb down, sneak up behind him and kick him in the ash hole!

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