"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in alternate occupation here)."
Then there's one VERY OFTEN REPEATED movie quote ....... Need I even say the line?
Best Fictional Quotes
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BogDog
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
You reminded me of McCoy:
"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in alternate occupation here)."
Then there's one VERY OFTEN REPEATED movie quote ....... Need I even say the line?
"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in alternate occupation here)."
Then there's one VERY OFTEN REPEATED movie quote ....... Need I even say the line?
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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OBI-wan
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
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"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
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BogDog
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
I always preferred the BBC version: https://youtu.be/z0yBf1JKTw8?t=87
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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OBI-wan
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micky3277
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
From Sean Connery in "The Rock"
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best
John Patrick Mason: Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Patrick Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best
John Patrick Mason: Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Patrick Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah
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Tim Kelly
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
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Mr Mudster
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
One obscure that will probably be beyond everyone here:
Vortigaunt: "Ah! No pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!"
Vortigaunt: "Ah! No pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!"
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Mynock
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
^^^Not to this old school gamer. 
Swann:I'm tired of running damage control every time he makes a mess.
Campbell: Right, you're the control. And if that fails, I'm the damage.
Swann:I'm tired of running damage control every time he makes a mess.
Campbell: Right, you're the control. And if that fails, I'm the damage.
"Know thyself, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."
--Sun Tzu
--Sun Tzu
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Tim Kelly
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
Tim Kelly wrote:"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.
According to Kenny Everett hinself, in his autobiography "The Custard Stops At Hatfield", the original source of the second quote above was George Harrison.
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
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claykid
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes
here is one of my favorites
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