Do you like Bears? Do you like drugs? Are you a sick fuck that can laugh at people getting mauled by a Bear on drugs? Bro, do I have a movie for you.....
Cocaine Bear
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Mynock
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Cocaine Bear
10/10
Do you like Bears? Do you like drugs? Are you a sick fuck that can laugh at people getting mauled by a Bear on drugs? Bro, do I have a movie for you.....
Do you like Bears? Do you like drugs? Are you a sick fuck that can laugh at people getting mauled by a Bear on drugs? Bro, do I have a movie for you.....
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BogDog
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Crack-bears, huh? I guess people got tired of these...
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Duncan Edwards
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Re: Cocaine Bear
As if getting mauled by a regular bear wasn't bad enough. 
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Theo
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Mynock wrote:10/10
Do you like Bears? Do you like drugs? Are you a sick fuck that can laugh at people getting mauled by a Bear on drugs? Bro, do I have a movie for you.....
Bear Meme wrote:I fucking love cocaine!
Duncan Edwards wrote:As if getting mauled by a regular bear wasn't bad enough.
OMG, I'm rolling on the floor!
I haven't seen it yet but I probably well eventually.I've always thought this isn't a problem one these BAG's (Big Ass Guns) couldn't handle
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Re: Cocaine Bear
P.S. I also like how little effort and imagination they put into the unambiguous title. Now imagine for a moment if other movie titles were as forthright. For example:
Avatar: The Way of Water — Blue People Move to The Ocean
The Banshees of Inisherin — Isolation Causes Insanity
Top Gun: Maverick — Has-Been Feuds With New Guy Until Near Death Experience Brings Then Closer
Tár — Make-Believe True Story (Oops, that title already belongs to Fargo (1996), and 9 out of 10 of other “based on a true story” films).
Everything Everywhere All at Once — Cocaine & LSD Woman
Avatar: The Way of Water — Blue People Move to The Ocean
The Banshees of Inisherin — Isolation Causes Insanity
Top Gun: Maverick — Has-Been Feuds With New Guy Until Near Death Experience Brings Then Closer
Tár — Make-Believe True Story (Oops, that title already belongs to Fargo (1996), and 9 out of 10 of other “based on a true story” films).
Everything Everywhere All at Once — Cocaine & LSD Woman
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Nessie
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Re: Cocaine Bear
If it'll make anybody feel better about movie violence guilt complexes, I DO want to see "Cocaine Bear".
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"Sharknado" was GREAT!
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Mynock
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Re: Cocaine Bear
CGI has really taken gore to a whole new level, and this flick uses it to it's full potential. I heard a couple gasps from people in the audience who afterwords looked like maybe they had gotten more horror than they expected in their horror comedy. 
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Villein
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Re: Cocaine Bear
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The Sequel.
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Tim Kelly
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Re: Cocaine Bear
I would expect a coked-up bear to wear a striped shirt. Carry a mobile phone and shout "greed us good!" and "lunch is for wimps!" and generally behave like Gordon Gekko....
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
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Tim Kelly
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Someone ought to make a film about a bear on weed that just lies around all day saying "Awwwwwwww Maaaaaaaan......"
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"
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