The ultimate male model

[mudxdresser]

I've been on both sides of the model/producer fence but always when as a model only because there was no other. So, I've never held myself out as just a model for others. So, the question is, is there anyone who would want to film the finest full submersion mud fetishist who has ever appeared in a video while he still looks good and can do mud as no other can? My guess is no, but, the answer to this question I would know...

[Nessie]

I think you're 100% fantastic, both in the looks department and in the unique-mud-personality department.

I should have filmed you. And you should have filmed me. For some reason, though, neither of us did it.

Loch Ness Productions is paying a modest amount per completed scene with a yet-to-be determined bonus for nudity.

I'm not exactly sure what plane tickets even cost these days. There is no way I can buy them...for me or for the model.

And the hotel budget is kind of modest too. I have a creek, though. It's nice...it's clear and unpolluted. If you dunk your head in there, I can take the peat out of your hair with a big-toothed comb.

And I might have a truck stop with a shower too.

Any hotel rooms will not be posh and will not be rented for long.

So the models I'm talking to are all driveable distances from my undiscloseably located base of operations and my top-secret 100% natural peat locations. It's not like I wouldn't ALLOW an outstanding model to fly in and get a hotel room to sink in my peat bogs, but I can't help with the cost, so they'd have to sink like gangbusters just to break even.

(Sad sigh...)

Nessie

[mudxdresser]

Reckon I best keep the day job!