I got robbed in the worst way! (possibly off-topic)

[Acidtester]

So, check this out...
Last weekend my beautiful wife went to one of these mud-runs, in a Supergirl t-shirt, with pigtails.
Sounds awesome, right?
But does she go with the guy who's been fantasizing about redheads, Supergirl, pigtails, and mud for nearly 30years,
You know, the guy who's only online noteriery stems from one of countless drawings of sexy girls in mud?
Fuck no, why would she?
No, she went with her friend and that friend's friend from work (all girls).
I mean I'm sure it was great for anyone who was there.
I'm sure the three of them looked great, to anyone who was there.
But I wouldn't know.
I got to see a couple pictures, but that's about it.

You can all feel sorry for me now