Guys and food

[julie]

Ok I know you guys put it in your mouth and chew it, but where the hell does it go after that? My boyfriend took me to Longhorn Steak house last night, I ate about half of a 16 oz ribeye and thats it I was stuffed, he sits there, finishes mine, wolfs down the sides like theres no tomorrow and demolishes his steak, which was a 36 oz porterhouse, He can eat like that 24/7. I even look at food I'm in the gym for three day straight. when you guys put it in your mouth, where does it go after that? are your stomachs a black hole or something?

[Fred588]

Look at a random sample of similar males but ten years older and you will be able to easily see the answer.

Ok I know you guys put it in your mouth and chew it, but where the hell does it go after that? My boyfriend took me to Longhorn Steak house last night, I ate about half of a 16 oz ribeye and thats it I was stuffed, he sits there, finishes mine, wolfs down the sides like theres no tomorrow and demolishes his steak, which was a 36 oz porterhouse, He can eat like that 24/7. I even look at food I'm in the gym for three day straight. when you guys put it in your mouth, where does it go after that? are your stomachs a black hole or something?

[Duncan Edwards]

Look at a random sample of similar males but ten years older and you will be able to easily see the answer.

Ok I know you guys put it in your mouth and chew it, but where the hell does it go after that? My boyfriend took me to Longhorn Steak house last night, I ate about half of a 16 oz ribeye and thats it I was stuffed, he sits there, finishes mine, wolfs down the sides like theres no tomorrow and demolishes his steak, which was a 36 oz porterhouse, He can eat like that 24/7. I even look at food I'm in the gym for three day straight. when you guys put it in your mouth, where does it go after that? are your stomachs a black hole or something?

Fred hit it perfectly. Between the age of 10 and 20 there wasn't enough food in the world for me and my nickname was "stick man". Now I eat relatively little, run regularly, and it's more like "Louisville Slugger".

[Mynock]

Aw damn....now you got me hungry. I love Longhorn but hardly ever get to go as the closest one is a 45 minute drive each way.

[DangerGirl]

My theory is hollow legs.

[julie]

Look at a random sample of similar males but ten years older and you will be able to easily see the answer.

Ok I know you guys put it in your mouth and chew it, but where the hell does it go after that? My boyfriend took me to Longhorn Steak house last night, I ate about half of a 16 oz ribeye and thats it I was stuffed, he sits there, finishes mine, wolfs down the sides like theres no tomorrow and demolishes his steak, which was a 36 oz porterhouse, He can eat like that 24/7. I even look at food I'm in the gym for three day straight. when you guys put it in your mouth, where does it go after that? are your stomachs a black hole or something?

Yea like my dad? 53 and I can use him for a flag pole
or my neighbor he's 48 will be 49 in May, and he can empty a fridge in 5 minutes, if his wife cooks it (180lbs 12% body fat retired Navy)

[julie]

My theory is hollow legs.

Yea

[Boppinabe]

I know where all the food I eat goes; I have to call a man to pump out the tank every year or two.

[jagfiles]

About 15 years ago there was a fast food place called The Green Burito (before it merged with Carl's Junior) and Green Burito that was about 10 minutes from my house had a interesting entry on the menu.
It was a burito called "The Big Ed." It weighed TWO POUNDS!! and the place had a challenge. Anyone who could finish a 2 pounder right there in the eatery would recieve $100.00
Well on the wall it told a story of a lady (had her photo with the manger as well) who went in there and get this, she ate not one, not two but THREE!!!! Big Ed's. That's right SIX POUNDS OF BURITO! No joke. She's 5'10" and weighs 130 pounds.
The manager was so astounded that when he presented her with the cash, he told her that she'd have to come back in a week and eat three more. If she couldn't she'd have to give back the $300.00 but if she could she'd keep the $300.00 plus get another $1,000.00. She came back and put her order in. In the end she was $1,300.00 richer.

[Nessie]

Try this date on for size:

Girl meets boy on a loading dock for his lunch break.

Boy has ordered a special extra-thick-crust "supreme" pizza from a quality local pizza delivery place and I mean these babies were at least three inches high from bottom of their delectible steaming crust to over an inch of toppings. The pizza itself is about ten inches in diameter and is cut into eight pieces.

Girl is an "Independent Equal-Rights" kind of woman and in her world, boys don't pay for everything, so she hands over over half of the money for the pizza + tip when the delivery man arrives. Sitting romantically in the sun with their legs dangling over the concrete, the gentle breeze wafting in from the only lightly-smogged city air wafting over the industrial complex by the river...girl eats two slices and really cannot manage any more.

Boy eats six slices. He only has 1/2 hour for lunch. When it's over, there is not one single slice in the box.

It's been 27 years since that day and I still feel ripped off.

Nessie