SO a priest wanders into quicksand.

[arisumudvixen]

he notices he can´t get himself out of there, so he starts praying. Along comes a guy. The guy sees the priest and asks: "do you need help?" But the priest just answers: "No, god will help me." He sinks in deeper and deeper, is in to his hip, as another guy comes by and asks the priest whether he could help him. Again the priest turns him down: "My faith will safe me." By now the priest is in the quicksand up to his chin. A third guy comes by and offers his help, the priest turns him down yet again. Finally, the priest dies and goes to heaven. He walks up to god and complains: "Lord, I've prayed for you to save me, yet you let me die in the quicksand!" God just looks him in the eye and says: "I sent three guys, wasn't that help enough you moron?"

[H8ms2014]

Nice.

[Nessie]

That's good!

Now and then, amidst the fetish and the deepness of it all, we need some quicksand humor!

Nessie

[101927700]

Shouldn't this be in Stories?

[dlodoski]

Shouldn't this be in Stories?

Dude, if you really want to jack off to a priest in quicksand..... Hmm, forgot what I was going to say.

Nice joke though. Got a decent chuckle out of it.

[Fred588]

I don't think it was intended to have much to do with quicksand, but I think it works as such. The following quote is attributed to George S. Kaufman: "I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra."

[Boggy Man]

I don't think it was intended to have much to do with quicksand, but I think it works as such. The following quote is attributed to George S. Kaufman: "I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra."

Yes, it is definitely a variation of the drowning man joke, where the water rose higher and higher and the man refused help from two boats (and a helicopter as well in the version I heard), each time saying that God would save him, but he did die, went to Heaven, and God told him that he had sent him two boats and a helicopter.