Remember: With LCS, Every BB is Golden

[kham]

props to CDR SAL:

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You can never beat the LCS enough, as Sal says, to at least try and ensure the coming planners and program managers at least TRY and fucking learn something. Some of it is fall-down funny, in a dark sense. Be more so if the fucking program hasn't swallowed billions and billions and not in a good Carl Sagan way. How the blithering fucking retard "Kent" can say that the test was successful, can only be attributed to mental retardation, or admin-incompito-speak with lots of choom and coke. Yeah. One simulated hit mission-kills or actually fucking KILL kills the ship. Door #2 probably, given yields of current ASM's. But hey, its all good. Those patented LCS "tactics" of running away Brave brave Sir Robin Style, assuming you have gas enough should be just awesome for dodging supersonic missiles.....oh , wait.....
Crew survivability? Sure, if you have made a breathtaking leap in AI and leave the crew pierside, or have the boys jump off the stern and fucking swim for it as soon as enemy units detected. Otherwise, you are fucked.

Again: A fucking 1942 Elco PT Boat could tear this thing a new asshole and rape it like a lion a sheep, in a BAD way