The absurdity of looking for a girl who is 'into this'

[MudBunny]

I think the answer to finding a mud loving girl is even more simple, to get a girl that might be interested...why not date fun open minded girls? You know allot of girls like things a lot less social accepted than having fun sinking in the mud, and they're also scared to tell you about it. Extreme bondage, Golden showers, age play, some like to be whipped and beaten, hell some might even want to peg you while your dressed up in a pink dress. I have plenty of girl friends into said things and some things I cant even type on the forum . Having fun sinking in Mud is amazing and every one of my friends that knows what we do loves it and thinks its super sexy and fun.

There is very few partners that will be into the same thing sexually. Its about finding parallels in your sexual desires and enjoying them. Stop worrying about finding a girl that's into quicksand! Find a girl that just wants to have fun and enjoy herself sexually and in life.

TLDR: Don't date basic bitches if you want to have fun with girls in mud.

-Me and one of my friends that wanted to come checkout a shoot and play in the mud

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[nachtjaeger]

Well, with the royalty/franchise payments he must be getting from Marilyn Manson, he can afford to retire.

And if he isn't getting royalties, he should sue!

and now he's a golfer, how middle aged is that?

Yeah, I know! I can't think of anything more boring!

You know, though, I had to learn to just give him space to be who he is.

Nessie

[nachtjaeger]

Indeed. I have to be careful where I post this, but. . . geek girls are not only hot, but tend to be freaks in. . . private. Just please don't spread this around. Geek girls aren't in that plentiful a supply, and the last thing us geek guys need is a bunch of wannabes showing up at Cons who can't speak Klingon or quote Monty Python or edit Wikipedia, and are just looking for girls in cosplay Superhero outfit.

I think the answer to finding a mud loving girl is even more simple, to get a girl that might be interested...why not date fun open minded girls?

[Kimalainen]

Sure I like to talk about this kind of stuff, but as far as sinking goes, I don't think so.

[stefani_qs]

The odds are better than you think of finding a compatible female mud partner, but she will not be a mud fetishist in all likelihood. Rather, she will be one of about half of all femaies who are turned on by being covered in some sort of slippery substance or similar, she will be into it for the sensuality of it. Once this difference is understood, you'll understand how to approach doing mud with a female in a way that will appeal to her interests as well.

uh huhs yep!

[stefani_qs]

cosplay Superhero outfist.

totally hoping thats a typo lol

[Nessie]

And if he isn't getting royalties, he should sue!

Nahh...he's even let Marilyn on the same stage. He's just too nice for his own good!

Nessie

[Nessie]

Indeed. I have to be careful where I post this, but. . . geek girls are not only hot, but tend to be freaks in. . . private.

That's what happens when you get to know a non-conformist.

If a girl has mastered Klingon, though, then her brain can probably run circles around an entire football team. It kinda goes back to that respect thing I mentioned. She is going to see right through a guy if he isn't sincere.

Nessie

[Nessie]

There is very few partners that will be into the same thing sexually.

Even if you pick somebody right off this forum...that is actually still highly likely to be true.

I know this from personal experience. You work around it. You ask questions. Sure, I had to set down some ground rules. Not everybody, in every case, got everything on the wish list every time there was a mudpit.

Not even me.

Of course, with the very first mud partner, we figured we were in heaven if we just found the quicksand. And it was there. For a long time, that was the only goal, and I was really easy to please.

Nessie

[Mike Nomic]

In the seventies, I knew a guy called Chris Gosselin of the London Institute of Psychiatry. He spent a number of years of research, before publishing, in 1981, "Sexual Variations: Fetishism, Sadomasochism, and Transvestism".
Chatting one evening, he brutally précised his work thus: -

98% of men are kinky, the other 2% are liars.

2% of women are kinky, the other 98% are liars.

I believe the percentages for women may have changed a little in our favour in the intervening years, but parity with men is still a long way off.

Mike.