Happy Valentine’s Day

ducttapej · Postby **ducttapej** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 1:40 pm

Here, have some stupid poetry

Roses are red
And I’m all agog
At struggling damsels
Neck deep in a bog

PM2K · Postby **PM2K** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:09 pm

Now that is poetry one can sink into...

Fred588 · Postby **Fred588** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:17 pm

Spring is sprung,
The grass is ris.
I wonder where,
The flowers is.

Weapon X · Postby **Weapon X** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:17 pm

Roses are red,
Quicksand is brown.
If you sink any deeper,
You're going to drown.

SinkLad · Postby **SinkLad** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:10 pm

Roses are red.
Violets are grand.
You'd look so sweet
sinking in sand.

Weapon X · Postby **Weapon X** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:08 pm

SinkLad wrote:Roses are red.
Violets are grand.
You'd look so sweet
sinking in sand.

Well done. We have a winner!

SinkLad · Postby **SinkLad** » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:34 pm

Thank you, it was a lot harder to get every line to match the 4 syllables-per-line pattern of the original than I thought.

Boggy Man · Postby **Boggy Man** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:05 am

Here is a heart-shaped patch of bottomless mud (click on it for a larger version):

kham · Postby **kham** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:38 am

The Foodie Valentine

stefani_qs · Postby **stefani_qs** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:29 am

roses are red
soft clay is grey
sinking neck deep
would make my day

:lol:

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