Moment of Gleeful Perversity (FOOTage)

[Nessie]

The Nessie Clip Store, which is at

http://www.clips4sale.com/store/32701

has succumbed to a moment of gleeful perversity. Since I count several foot fetishists among my friends and fans, and this store needs to be fed at least one clip every month as per its terms of service...I have branched out into not-necessarily muddy FOOTage (har har) although since this is me, the victim of the feet and surroundings (a bridge over a marsh) will come as no surprise.

Shot with a smirk on my face, the new clip is called FLUFF, and it's completely, totally off-topic for this forum. I won't bother to describe it...I think the visuals on the page pretty much lay it out.

But if anybody knows any cool online foot places, maybe you could tell me so I can tell them.

Nessie

[claykid]

nicely strange in a way, never thought of that particular use before

[Mynock]

Not my thing, but I nearly died laughing reading your description of the clip.

[Nessie]

Not my thing, but I nearly died laughing reading your description of the clip.

Yeah...it was hard for me to come up with a good way to describe that.

Although if ya think about it, going out into mudpits and sinking as deep as you can just because you want to couldn't possibly be funny either, could it?

Nessie

[Nessie]

Harn's Channel now has a sample.

http://www.youtube.com/user/harnpitakyart#p/u

Uh, if you're into this kind of thing, you know where the store's at.

And if you're NOT -- a little of this goes a long way...just long enough to laugh your toes off.

Nessie

[water_bug_62208]

Now that's different. Nice feet ya have there, Nessie.

[Nessie]

Now that's different. Nice feet ya have there, Nessie.

(giggle giggle giggle)

(chortle guffaw)

(hee hee hee hee!)

Nessie

[nachtjaeger]

Hey, give the customer what they want.

Points for creative use of native foliage.

[Boggy Man]

That is an interesting clip, Nessie!

But....

You broke it off!!!! You snapped it in two!!!!!

OUCH!

If cattails could cum, I don't think that one would anymore!

Talk about killer toes!

[Nessie]

Talk about killer toes!

Those toes spend a lot of time crawling around cattail bogs. They flex as they climb out of mud, curling and gripping tenuously to the edge of a "cattail island" as I drag myself out. They bend as they step down into the mire. They yank themselves out of sticky bog bottoms routinely, without losing the shoes mind you...and to keep in shape during the dead of winter, they climb up and down hills and walk "tightrope" over logs and road curbs...and do aerobic dance routines in the basement...

Those toes just don't know their own strength.

The cattails spurt plenty elsewhere on the video, but I figured the busted-in-half part might appeal to the "foot femdom" fans. Besides, it'd be fetishistically egocentric of me to believe that quicksand fans have some kind of monopoly on "The Dark Side" of eroticism...er, the grim ending.

Nessie