NHL Playoffs 2016 Thread

[kham]

After skating out to a 3-0 lead, Dallas manages to cling to a 3-2 final score to force Game Seven. Not a bad game, unless you were a Dallas fan. In that case you'd be screaming why the %$^%&^& are they playing defence!!! Welcome to the Leafs world, girls, for the last 40 years....

2nd intermission in Nashville

[kham]

Nashville again in OT , 4-3 win, bring on Game Seven
Arvidsson Backhand. Dammit, why they dont use that shot more often I never get. If you know how, it almost NEVER fails.

[Duncan Edwards]

Nashville again in OT , 4-3 win, bring on Game Seven
Arvidsson Backhand. Dammit, why they dont use that shot more often I never get. If you know how, it almost NEVER fails.

At least the Preds will get a day to rest up this time before going all the way back to the left coast for the final. That's going to be a late night for us here. After winning twice in OT they better make this happen or it's going to be a lot of wasted effort.

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

Washington @ Pittsburgh 2000

[kham]

Dear NHL AND WASHINGTON

FUUUUUCCCCK YOU!!!



The Zebras literally served up the entire 3rd period on a plate with extended 2-man advantage and 5 straight penalties to allow the cocksuckers to tie it, but in OT the Penguins outplayed them, just like they did all game, and finally drove the fucking spike through their eye socket. They can be gracious. I'LL shit on their face. They didn't deserve the win, and they didn't get it. Fuck You Twice
Final Score 4-3
Win series 4-2
You LOSE. BITCH
Pittsburgh will play Tampa in the conference final
Pitt . Tampa is way outmatched here

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

St Louis @ Dallas 2000

Game 7

[kham]

Probably the worst, ball-busting massacre of the playoffs, St Louis wins 6-1 to take the series 4-3 and advance to the Western Conference Final. It was 3-0 after one, and it did not improve. Lindy Ruff. What the FUCK were you thinking?? You could have, should have, pulled Lehtonen when it was 2-0. For the love of god, at least after the 1st. Nope. Nick Kyprios called it after the first, and so did Kelly Hrudy. He just never looked comfortable, and for a goalie, that is everything. Ruff will face a lot of heat for this. And he should

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

Nashville @ San Jose 2100

This will be the final game of the 2nd Round

[kham]

Ah well. Cheesy calling the norm again, but Nashville just didn't seem to be in it tonight. San Jose skates to an easy 5-0 win, and take the series. I officially don't give a shit about the west now. Fuck , I have to cheer for St Louis? Better get a lot of booze. Conference final gets underway tomorrow for the east, in Pittsburgh with the game against Tampa. Time for the puck drop is 2000

[kham]

Warning:

This photograph may self-destruct from sheer awesomeness. Taken just after the game the other night